look at the cute…janken art

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anytime something wild happen sm be like hold up let us check like this is ur business what u mean check? Who u gonna check with? God? Madame Zeroni???? Heechul?????


sm: due to *spins colorful wheel* scheduling conflicts, *throws a dart at board* shinee’s minho *picks card* was uninvited to our birthday party?


plays left right by yg

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gettin so high rn





My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen





We can’t have shit, bruh.

almost coughed up a lung lmaoooo

Got no kind of rhythm and the girl all the way to the right trying to do the Single Ladies dance. 😂

^ sonnnnn im deadddddddddddd

tagged » AKB48 · Tano Yuka · Yumoto Ami ·



Today is final episode of SKE48 Ebisho!
At the end of ep, everyone was taking photo and it was shown up!!!

"SKE48’s show will continue from October!"

Okubo-san knew this beforehand and she is still the MC for the show \(^o^)/

I think it’s the show that I posted before , so it’s changed to Saturday show (much more convenient for me lol)

Nice!!! but wait, what about the new show that’s scheduled on November??